Conquering Kale

Kale is a much maligned, ignored, even shunned vegetable. But everyone from Dr. Oz to Michelle Obama is telling us that it’s the healthiest food on the planet and must be eaten on a daily basis. Since I always do what I’m told (NOT) I’ve been making a lot of kale. Like anything else it’s how it’s prepared that makes it either delish or nasty. I’ve included three recipes. All guaranteed to make you enjoy this green super food. Hate the term ‘super food’ by the way. So over used. So I thought I’d use it. Try these recipes. Become a kale lover. Conquer your fear and hatred of kale.

 

BAKED KALE CHIPS

If you are a salt maniac like me you won’t let anyone else near these chips. Thing is you’ll inhale them so fast that no one else will have the opportunity to have any. Not sharing is encouraged.

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt,

1/4 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/4 teaspoon granulated garlic

3 large handfuls lacinato kale, torn into shreds

1 to 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil

Preheat the oven to 350°. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil. Combine the salt, smoked paprika, and garlic in a small bowl.

Wash the kale. Rinse the kale leaves, then put them in a salad spinner and spin until the green becomes a blur. Round and round, spinning and spinning — let the kale dry. After it comes out, dry it even more with paper towels. Those leaves should be bone dry.

Oiling the kale. Put the kale leaves in a large bowl. Drizzle over 1 tablespoon of the olive oil. Massage the oil into the leaves. You might need more. You might have larger hands than I do. Use your judgment.

Bake the chips. Arrange the kale chips onto the sheet try and slide it into the oven. Bake until the leaves are crisp to the touch but still a dark green. (When they turn brown, they turn bitter.) Check at the 12-minute mark, to be sure.

Remove them from the oven. Sprinkle with the garlic smoked paprika salt.

Let them cool a bit. Eat.

Recipe courtesy of www.glutenfreegirl.com

 

MASSAGED KALE SALAD WITH RADISH, APPLE, AVOCADO, AND ROASTED SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Apparently kale enjoys a good massage. That just sounds so very wrong. But it’s true. It essentially changes the texture of the veg to make it more pliable and yummy.

1/2-1 teaspoon sea salt

4 tablespoons honey

4 tablespoons lemon juice (one whole lemon)

1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger

1 apple (cored and sliced)

6 radishes (sliced)

1 avocado

1/2 cup roasted sunflower seeds

Rinse off the kale, Cut crosswise into 1/4 inch pieces, including stems if using dinosaur kale. Sprinkle on 1/2 teaspoon of the salt and begin to squeeze the kale and salt vigorously with your hands so that the kale softens and moisture begins to sweat out. Taste it to see if you need any more salt, which you probably will. Massage the kale until it’s moist and tender.

Mix together the lemon juice, honey, and ginger, and combine with the kale. Toss together. Slice up the apple into small chunks, the radish, the avocado, add the roasted sunflower seeds and some pepper–toss it and serve.

*to roast sunflower seeds, put into a shallow pan, preheat your oven onto 350 degrees F and bake for 10-15 minutes. For lighter a roast, 10 minutes, for a darker roast, 15 minutes. Enjoy!

Recipe courtesy of www.food52.com

 

SAUTEED KALE

This is the most basic of recipes. I like to add garlic in the beginning and some pine nuts when I’m done. If you’re feeling fancy, toss some balsamic vinegar on it at the end of cooking.

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 medium onion chopped

1 bunch kale, trimmed and chopped into 1-inch strips

1/4 teaspoon sea salt

In a large pan, heat oil over medium heat

Reduce heat to medium low and add onion

Sauté for 15 minutes until carmelized

Add kale and sauté for 5 minutes uncovered

Cover pot with a lid and sauté for 1-2 minutes until wilted

Recipe courtesy of www.food52.com

 


Tonight for dinner….

 

Jessica Alba’s Chicken Enchiladas

While I’m sure is Jessica is lovely person and can make toast, I don’t for one second believe that she’s making chicken enchiladas between films. This is another super easy recipe using a roasted chicken.

1 roasted chicken (buy one at your local grocery or toss one in the oven)

1 jar (12 oz) salsa

1 cup shredded low-fat cheddar (I didn’t use this much cheese simply because I ran out and it was totally fine)

1/2 cup shredded low-fat Monterey Jack

1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro

1 can (2.25 oz) sliced black olives, drained

1 can (16 oz) traditional enchilada sauce

1 can (16 oz) green chile enchilada sauce

Mexican hot sauce

Cayenne pepper

Vegetable-oil cooking spray

8 corn tortillas (6 inches across)

preparation

Shred the chicken. Mix in salsa and set aside.

In a separate bowl, combine cheddar, 1/4 cup Monterey Jack, cilantro and olives; set aside. In a large pot over medium heat, combine enchilada sauces and add Mexican hot sauce and cayenne to taste. Stir until simmering. Set aside.

Coat an 11″ x 13″ casserole pan with nonstick spray.

Microwave tortillas 20 seconds. Place small handfuls of cheese mixture and chicken in center of each tortilla, roll up and place in pan, seam side down. Sprinkle with remaining cheese mixture. Ladle on sauce, then add remaining 1/4 cup Monterey Jack. Bake 20 minutes. Serve with remaining sauce on the side.

Make some guacamole. Buy some tortilla chips. Toss a salad. Done! Enjoy!

Recipe courtesy of SELF and of course Jessica Alba. She’s probably going to have her own cooking show. Essentially I’m just jealous. 


Last night for dinner…

 

Balsamic Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Mustard Vinaigrette

I for one hated brussels sprouts as a child. I thought brussels sprouts were gross and smelled like farts. Should I use the word ‘fart’ in a food related post? Oh, I just did. Now I love them!!!! Little nuggets of crunchy, salty goodness. Enjoy

For the Brussels sprouts:

1.5 pounds Brussels sprouts

3 tablespoons Extra-virgin olive oil

1 tablespoon Balsamic vinegar

Salt and freshly ground pepper

Parmesan cheese (optional

For the vinaigrette:

2 teaspoons Dijon mustard

2 teaspoons Lemon juice

Salt and freshly ground pepper

.5 cups Extra-virgin olive oil

preparation

  • Trim ends off Brussels sprouts and cut in half.
  • Add the olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and a good sprinkling of salt and pepper. Toss together with your hands until the Brussels sprouts are evenly coated, then spread on a baking sheet. Roast for 35 minutes, tossing occasionally, or until the Brussels sprouts are caramelized and golden brown.
  • While the Brussels sprouts roast, make the dressing. In a small bowl, combine the mustard, lemon juice, salt and freshly ground black pepper. Gradually whisk in olive oil.
  • Toss the Brussels sprouts in a medium bowl with 3 tablespoons of the dressing; save the remaining dressing for another use. Scatter with shards of Parmesan cheese (if using). Serve warm or at room temperature.

Recipe Courtesy of www.food52.com

 


No more yucky, squishy, brown cilantro…

You know how you go to the farmer’s market and buy all kinds of fab fruits and vegetables fully intending to become a whirling culinary dervish and make all kinds of amazing meals? Then a week goes by and you still have unused vegetables in the fridge. Then another week goes by and those vegetables are all gross, squishy and some kind of weird color. You try to rationalize if you cut the gross part off you should be good. Time to toss the veggies!

My friend Stephanie of  stephchows.blogspot.com turned on to these amazing storage bags for fruits and vegetables. Clearly Fresh Bags. Seriously these bags rock. Buy your produce. Stick it in the bag. It lasts forever. I’m all about forever since I’m that person who tends to go a bit crazy at the farmer’s market and try to convince myself that yes I’ll make something with that beautiful kohlrabi only to have it sit and wilt in my fridge.

Reuse the bags. Feel all eco-friendly and fab. Check out their website and order some of these storage bags. You will thank me.

www.clearlyfreshbags.com

Note: I wrote this review all on my own with no outside influences whatsoever.

 


This week for lunch…

 

 

African Curried Coconut Soup with Chickpeas

It would be very easy to eat lunch every day at one of the amazing food carts here in Portland. Then of course I run the risk of becoming a ‘moo cow’ because the focus of the food cart tends toward things like…Herb’s Mac n Cheese, Koi Fusion’s Korean Tacos, Highland Oak beef patty on a toasted brioche bun, with a 20-deep list of accoutrements—pickled beets, avocado, sautéed morels, house-made pancetta, and thin, hand-cut French fries. Granted there are healthy choices as well. But I just don’t have that amount of will power when taunted by the presence of anything on a toasted brioche bun.
So, I’ve been making soup and chili for lunch. Super easy. Super good. And if you’re feeling creative and have stuff in the fridge like kale or some sausage…toss it in and enjoy.

2 tablespoons canola oil

1 medium onion (about 6 ounces), chopped

1 medium red bell pepper (about 6 ounces), chopped

1 jalapeño chili, seeded and finely chopped

2 large cloves garlic, finely chopped

2 cups low-sodium vegetable broth

1 (15-ounce) can chickpeas, rinsed and drained

1 cup chopped tomatoes, seeded and peeled, fresh or canned (see Cook’s Tip)

1 teaspoon mild curry powder

1/2 teaspoon salt, or to taste

Freshly ground black pepper, to taste

1 (14-ounce) can light coconut milk

3/4 cup cooked white or brown rice

2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro or parsley

preparation

In a medium stockpot, heat the oil over medium heat. Add the onion, bell pepper, and chili; cook, stirring, until softened, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook, stirring constantly, 1 minute. Add the broth, chickpeas, tomatoes, curry powder, salt, and black pepper; bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat and simmer gently, uncovered, stirring occasionally, about 10 minutes. Add the remaining ingredients and cook, stirring occasionally, until heated through, about 5 minutes. Serve warm.

Recipe courtesy of epicurious.com

 


All kinds of chocolatey Guinnessy goodness!!!

Rumor has it that Guinness is so chock full of fab nutrients and dietary goodness that it is served in Ireland in hospital. True? Or an Irish Urban Legend? And once you add dark chocolate to the mix these cupcakes are a virtual fountain of youth.

Chocolate Stout Cupcakes

Serves 24. (Seriously, you’re not going to only eat one cupcake. Sharing is nice and all, but these are really good!)

for the cupcakes:

for the mocha glaze:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Set oven rack to middle. Lightly grease cupcake pan(s) with cooking spray. Line cupcake pan(s) with 24 paper liners. (I of course didn’t have the requisite liners. Everything came out just fine).

Warm the stout and coffee. I do this in the microwave for about 2 minutes. Remove from heat, then add butter and stir until melted. Add cocoa powder and vanilla, and stir till combined.

In large bowl, combine flour, sugars, baking soda and salt.

In mixer fitted with paddle attachment, mix together the eggs and sour cream. Pour in chocolate mixture and mix slowly. Gradually add flour mixture and gently mix until it is all combined. Fill each liner ¾ full.

Bake for 18 – 20 minutes, turning pan(s) from back to front and top to bottom half-way through cooking time. Check with a cake tester to be sure – it should come out clean. Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes, then remove cakes from pan(s) and set on cooling rack to cool completely.

Glaze

For glaze, mix together dry ingredients in a medium-sized bowl. Add hot water by tablespoon-ful. Mix with a spoon until a loose icing is achieved. Alternatively, you can use fresh-brewed espresso in place of the water and espresso powder. Dip tops of cakes into glaze and set on wax or parchment-lined pans to catch drips. Top with berries or coffee beans and let cakes dry for about 20 minutes.

Serve with a lovely espresso, caffe latte, glass of milk, or the remaining stout if you haven’t guzzled it down already. (I highly recommend the cupcakes with the stout)

Recipe courtesy of www.Food52.com

 


Last week for lunch….

Chicken Chili

So good, I wanted to dab it behind my ears and roll in it. You think I’m kidding don’t you?

So easy, you must make this now. You buy a roasted chicken. You open a tin. You whirr things together in a food processor (or blender because your food processor is too small and sauce splattered all over your kitchen walls). Warm it all up. Serve it with yummy accoutrements like sour cream or Greek yogurt, shredded cheese, cilantro, hot sauce, green onion and have a very happy tummy!

If you’re feeling all nutritious add a handful of greens like kale, some brown rice, a poptart. Kidding about the poptart.

ingredients

1 1/4 cups reduced-sodium chicken broth (10 fluid ounces)

1 (14- to 15-ounce) can stewed tomatoes

4 dried New Mexican or guajillo chiles, stems and seeds discarded and chiles torn into pieces – (initially I was afraid of this ingredient, but apparently it’s readily available at your local grocery)

1 (3/4-inch-thick) crosswise slice of a medium white onion

2 garlic cloves, peeled

1/2 cup coarsely chopped fresh cilantro

1/4 cup dry-roasted peanuts

1 teaspoon ground cumin

1/4 teaspoon salt, or to taste

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 rotisserie-cooked chicken (2 pounds)

1 (15-ounce) can pink beans in sauce (preferably Goya) (I didn’t know if my pink beans were the correct beans, but I just went with it)

preparation

Purée broth, tomatoes with their juice, chiles, onion, garlic, cilantro, peanuts, cumin, and salt in a blender until smooth, about 2 minutes.

Heat oil in a wide 3- to 4-quart heavy saucepan over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking, then pour in sauce and boil, uncovered, stirring occasionally, 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, coarsely shred chicken, discarding skin and bones.

Stir chicken and beans with their sauce into chili, then reduce heat to moderately low and simmer, covered, 10 minutes.

Recipe Courtesy of Gourmet Magazine


Last night for dinner….

 

Curried Carrot Soup

Ingredients

Servings: Makes 6-8 servings

  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 1 rib celery chopped
  • 1 clove garlic, chopped
  • 2 pounds carrots, scrubbed but unpeeled, cut into 1/2-inch thick rounds
  • 1 tablespoon Madras-style curry powder
  • 1 teaspoon ground ginger
  • 5 cups reduced-sodium chicken broth
  • 1 cup plain nonfat yogurt or light coconut milk, optional
  • Salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste

Directions

Heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion, celery, and garlic and cover. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the onion is golden, about 5 minutes.

Add the carrots and stir well. Stir in the curry powder and ginger and cook, stirring almost constantly, for 30 seconds.

Add the broth and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat to medium-low and partially cover the pot. Simmer until the carrots are very tender, about 30 minutes.

In batches, transfer the soup to a blender, process until smooth and pour the puréed soup into a large bowl. (If you have an immersible hand blender, you can purée the soup right in the pot.) If you’re me you will step away from the immersible hand blender as you remember the last time you used said item you and the kitchen were covered in curry.

Return the puréed soup to the pot. If desired, stir in the yogurt or coconut milk and stir over low heat just until the soup is very hot; do not simmer. Season the soup with salt and pepper. Serve hot.

Recipe created by Art Smith

 

 


So Now I’m an Expert???

As I write the heading for this post in my mind I’ve become someone’s lovely, little Jewish bubbe or Barbara Streisand. I’m convinced I was Jewish in a previous life. But I’ll leave that for another post.

For those of you who don’t know me personally, a few years ago there was a period of time, which lasted much longer than I would have liked when I was unemployed. Convinced that I would never work again in advertising and that I would be shunned forever. I took one of those ‘what the hell’ career change kind of leaps. I enrolled in the Institute for Integrative Nutrition in NYC and a Culinary Arts program in Rochester.

I spent 7 months studying holistic nutrition online and in NYC while also spending 6 hours a day, 5 days a week in a working kitchen learning everything from knife skills to how to make meatloaf for 500 people. I loved every minute and I want to share everything I learned with you.

So…maybe not an expert…but I know more than my fair share. I graduated from IIN as a Certified Holistic Nutrition Coach and I graduated from the Culinary Arts at REOC Program at SUNY Brockport with special honors.

The Institute for Integrative Nutrition is the only nutrition school integrating all the different dietary theories – combining the knowledge of traditional philosophies with modern concepts like the USDA food pyramid, the glycemic index, the Zone and raw foods.

For more information about my education, please go to www.integrativenutrition.com